Wednesday, November 21, 2012

武士与公主: 爬望

来来来!大家好,我,庵金尿,为大家讲讲古。此古还不知有多少爬,但肯定有拉屎爬。此古原著出自出了名的心理科医生,庄. 歌泪。当然,经庵金尿改改编,加盐加醋,囫囵。。。囫囵吞枣而成。。。

话说有一段相当久的年代,有个智勇双全的武士,比我还俊一点。某一天,正当他无所事事的骑着马,突然间听到了好优美的求救声。'救命啊!救命啊!'与往常一样,身手敏觉兼眼明耳快的武士,不到半分钟就知道声音的来源。马儿连跳带跑的向着那方向冲去。

哗!好漂亮的公主啊!妖!好丑陋的火龙。'看本少爺的骗吃本领!阿喳!'没三两下,火、龙头、龙身分成三段。。。不在话下!

当然最终得了美人心,结个婚好过年,快快乐乐的过段好日子。

过了几个月,渡蜜月的日子也挨过了,闷得快要发疯的武士终于找到了世上最美的藉口,经过美丽的公主赐他远行。。。

快马加鞭冲出

快马加鞭冲出堡垒。。。 '救命啊!救命啊!' 待续…

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